To all university students out there, are all of you proud? Are all of you proud to say you're a university student? I'm sure you are. But the problem is, should you? Honestly, I AM proud to say I'm a university student. I accept the fact that not all can enter university and that I'm lucky and blessed that my father could afford my university expenses. However, after some observation for the past few days, I found out that actually there's nothing much to be proud of.
First of all, 1 question, what makes a university student? Is it just that if we can afford thus we are able to be a university student? Nope, it is mainly based on one's intellect that qualify one to be a university student. I guess everybody would agree with me on this. However, observations I did have proven me so effing wrong.
For the past few days, I paid extra attention to other drivers on the road, especially when I was in the university campus compound. And seriously, I don't know whether I should be shocked but I definitely see lots of retard drivers.
Who are they you ask? Well my friend, they are none other than some university students who drive. I did mention 'some' there. Here are 2 examples of retard drivers.
For your information, these cars are there because they are waiting for their friends to be done with the ATM machine. And yerps, it's in the university compound. As you were to notice, there's a gigantic yellow sign stating - No Parking, No Waiting and Clamping Zone. And yeah, it makes me wonder, what the heck are these cars doing there??? You're blardy blocking the traffic! Other drivers don't blardy go to the campus to go through driving obstacle course evading you retards!
Are you blardy blind? It says there No Parking, No Waiting!!!! Which part of your brain has a dysfunction that you can't blardy process the blardy words??
Not just drivers, pedestrians too have retards among them. Have you ever stopped your car in the middle of the road just to let pedestrian cross them using their own sweet time, swinging their hair, shaking their booty while doing so? Now, I've come out with 2 theories:
1. They have 9 lives or is Claire Bennet (from TV Series Heroes)
2. They aren't the only child in the family.
I guess ya'll would understand the 1st theory. So let me explain the 2nd. They aren't the only child in the family, because well, judging by the way they cross the road, they aren't scared of dying. Because their parents have spares, as in die one child, still got another child. So, they're sorta like the expendables.
Seriously come in people! You're a university student! Blardy act like one! If the sign says don't park, you don't blardy park just right by the sign. If the sign says don't stop, you blardy rev up your car to 9k rpm and accelerate off, and if you see a car coming, cross the blardy road a little faster so St. Peter do not need to waste his time on you retards! Walk blardy faster if you do not want to be a roadkill with your brain splashed all over the road and your intestines hanging by the car and your head rolling off like a bowling ball going on a berserk.
Got it, retards?
To my further dismay, it's not just students who are retards. Even Jabatan Bomba and Penyelamat Malaysia could be one. This was taken just this morning in the campus. There was a fire drill (which we didn't really bother) and I was in a lecture hall looking at the parking bay. Among hundreds of cars, this Toyota Hilux caught my eye. The fella who was driving tried to get his Hilux into the parking spot head first. Do my classmates and my amuse, he couldn't. He couldn't park properly even after a few attempts. So what did he do? He just left it retardedly parked and walked off. Proof:
Oh God. Mentality of the people here really going to the dogs. Gosh!
Ok now, out of campus and into the place where I stay. Westlake, Kampar. If there's one thing that will make this place famous, it's definitely the amount of speed humps. And this just game me an idea, I should just call up Guinness World Record!!! The amount of speed humps here are insane! It's not just the amount of it, this blardy speed humps are as high as Mount Everest! If you were to take notice to the speed humps, you'll definitely see gazillion scratch marks on it. It's like they're done in a way that is to relieve whatever itch is there at the bottom of cars going through it. The people who manage this place definitely have a retarded brain. Darn retards.
Anyway, this post is getting insanely long. So I'll just leave the video below to do the talking.
Have a nice day living with retards.
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