Hi, I'm Sperm

One day, Sperm Senior was teaching his son, Sperm Junior, about life.

Sperm Sr. to Sperm Jr. : Son, one day you'll be summoned out of this place. When you do, you'll have to prepare for what's coming.

Sperm Jr. : Yes father. But what should I do?

Sperm Sr. : The moment you're summoned, all you need to do is to swim as fast as possible, there will be many others like you, competing to be the first. You'll have to swim as fast as your might allows you to the same direction as the others. Then you'll see a big soft thing at the other end. You go near it and introduce yourself "Hi, I'm Sperm", then she'll introduce herself "Hi, I'm Ovum". After that, you both will make out.

Sperm Jr. nods.

After that, Sperm Jr. work out hard. For days, Sperm Jr. practices his swimming skills. He was able to swim faster and faster each day.

One fine day, when he was training, he was summoned. He then swim as fast as he could manage towards the same directions as the others. He soon managed to take the lead. He continued swimming until he reach the end and he saw something similar to what his father described. He went near it and started introducing himself.

Sperm Jr. : Hi, I'm Sperm.

The big soft thing then greets back, "Hi, I'm the Tonsil".